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Jan. 29th, 2009 | 09:17 pm

So why can't I stop watching it?

THEY GAVE LANA SUPERPOWERS.


WHY????? WHY GOD WHY??????

And then, they meet on top of the Daily Planet???? Hello, that is Superman and Lois' place.

Stupid Lana Lang. Why can't she just go away??????

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Celebrity Rehab

Dec. 4th, 2008 | 05:48 pm


FRACK!!!!  I just wrote a whole post then accidently clicked on an add and it got baleted!!!!!!!!! bleeerg

ok< so this is what i was writing< aproximatly> 

ARG> MY KEYBOAD IS ACTING WACKY< AND TURING OFF CAPS TURNS OT ON<  and turning it off turns it on>>>> >>>>> and i can"t get periocs or commas< <<<<>>>>> 

this is frustrating> < that was supossed to be a period> 

 

anyways< bear with me> 

so< i am thinking about celbrity rehab< and beer> 

 ann how it is ironic that i am watching celebrity rehad while drinking beer> 

beer: i am drinking howe sounds winter ale< i bought it because i was in the liquor store with the guys and saw it and got all excited< because i was a little bit homesick> 

this is silly< because it is brewed in squamish< which is sort of the same distance from gabriola as vancouver is, (omg!!! sticky keys was on, i fixed it) so it is silly to be surprised to see it here. but it reminded me of alli and adena and being at home.


secondly: celebrity  rehab:

this show is just so fracking good.
every episode it reminds me that chelsea's problems are not my fault. i find it interesting that  i care more that chelsea's problems are not my fault than that hugh's problems are not my fault. i think this is because even though hugh is my brother, he is much older than ,me and also, a recovered addict, and also, just my brother, whereas chels is still in the midst of her troubles (although, she just passed her ged exams!!!) and also, my friend, and a year closer to me in age, so i feel sometimes that  isould have been able to prevent it all.

this is silly, i know that logically, but it is nice to be reminded sometimes.

and celbrity rehad reminds me. 
 at first you would think that because these people are very minor celebrities, you would care LESS about them, because OF COURSE they have drug and alcohol problems. but then you actually start to really care and feel genuince empathy for, just normal people who are really really hurting.

anyways.

yeah.

bye guys.

 

 

 

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how long could i survive on jurassic park?

Sep. 16th, 2008 | 08:25 am


<a style=" background: #000 url(http://www.bunkbeds.net/velociraptor/img/badge.jpg) no-repeat 0 0; display: block; width: 322px; height: 157px; text-align: center; padding-top: 150px; text-decoration: none; font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 30px; color: #ff9900; " href="http://www.bunkbeds.net/velociraptor/"> <span style="display: none;">I could survive for</span> 54 seconds <span style="display: none;">chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor</span> </a> <p>Created by <a href="http://www.bunkbeds.net">Bunk Beds</a><a href="http://www.bunkbeds.net"> Pedia</a></p>

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Sep. 12th, 2008 | 08:47 am

The rules: Comment and I'll give you a letter; then you have to list ten things you LOVE that begin with that letter. Afterward, post this in your journal and give out some letters of your own.
F

1. fridges - This is number one because ours has been broken for a week, and I never realized my love until then...
2. food obvs.
3. fiction (& literature)
4. flour -  all purpose or cake
5. friends! I am going Luna Lovegood on your butts
6. fat babies
7. franz  ferdinand, fleetwood mac, feist, fergiliciousness, flashing lights, five days in july (and may), fixing a hole
8. go FUG yourself
9. Faith, Fred, Fred Weasley, seamus Finnigan, Mrs Figg, Flitwick, Cylon #s Four and Five, Faramir, Figwit (and flight of the conchords)
10. Your FACE
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Aug. 29th, 2008 | 06:25 pm

for the first time in 5 years, I cannot go to the viff. it is very depressing, especially with all the toronto film fest stuff being talked a lot about right now, since toronto is a week or two before vancouver. waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, i am so sad.

i am tempted to buy the program anyway, but it will just make me more sad.

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Writer's Block: Caring

Jul. 2nd, 2008 | 01:38 pm

Who do you care about most in your life?


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 Your Mom

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Apr. 28th, 2008 | 09:18 am
music: south pacific

http://www.angelfire.com/extreme4/kiddofspeed/spring2007.html


check this out... it is a russian photographer who take pictures in the area aroud chernobyl. pretty interesting.

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awesome

Feb. 21st, 2008 | 03:06 pm
mood: curious curious
music: battlestar gallactica episode 101

My father went to the ear doctor this morning and discovered he has some physiological defect that inhibits some sound from being processed. 

As in, he is occasionaly physically incapable of listening.   This explains why he can hear a song a hundred times and still think he has never heard it. 

Also, when we tell him something, and he claims we never did, it is because he never actually heard it. 

Dood, that would come in soooo handy.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGUS

Feb. 12th, 2008 | 04:52 pm

thongsandfullfrontalsnogging. 

http://www.universalpictures.nl/bioscoop/data/angus/trailer.html

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Writer's Block: A Favorite Poem

Feb. 11th, 2008 | 02:49 pm



 

What is one of your favorite poems?


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john donne's a vaediction forbiding mourning. esp. the last 16 lines:

Our two souls therefore, which are one, 
    Though I must go, endure not yet 
A breach, but an expansion, 
    Like gold to aery thinness beat. 

If they be two, they are two so                                          25
    As stiff twin compasses are two ; 
Thy soul, the fix'd foot, makes no show 
    To move, but doth, if th' other do. 

And though it in the centre sit, 
    Yet, when the other far doth roam,                                30
It leans, and hearkens after it, 
    And grows erect, as that comes home. 

Such wilt thou be to me, who must,
    Like th' other foot, obliquely run ;
Thy firmness makes my circle just,                                    35
    And makes me end where I begun

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Dec. 10th, 2007 | 06:19 pm

letter i want to write to lululemon dude and his three invisible children:

 Dear Chip

 you have lived on our block for barely a year, so the next time you have a big party, yes, even one that is for charity, don't have a flunky write and deliver a letter asking us to move our cars. Come around to your neighbors houses and apologize for the noise and traffic you will be causing, like any normal person.  

and that valet service? unless it is for your put out neighbors, you can shove it up your big fat, balding non yoga doing ass. 


thanks, lise

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Wiki pedia band meme

Dec. 9th, 2007 | 08:45 am
music: more than a feeling as preformed by the scrubs air band

go to wikipedia, click random article. first one is band name, second is labum name, next 15 are song titles.

Band Name: LOVE park

Album Name: Plesiocidaris

Tracks: 
1.Marxist-Leninist Party candidates, 2004 Canadian federal election
2.Kutra
3.Dominik Pyrzyna
4.Miracle Run
5.Ink Compatible
6.Jan Hendrik Schön
7.Great South Pacific Express
8.Triangular arbitrage
9.Entheogens
10.Olallie Butte
11.Columbia Township, Lorain County, Ohio
12.George Lambert, 2nd Viscount Lambert
13.Sensenti
14.Bitungu
15.Rick Castro

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Filched From fernwithy

Oct. 30th, 2007 | 01:33 pm

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & current car)  Sir Hiss The 10th Taurus

2. GANGSTA NAME: (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite cookie): Rocky Road Almond Macaroon 

3. “FLY Guy/Girl” NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name) A-Joh

4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal): Green Horse 

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born):  Rose Vancouver 

6. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first): Johan or Johli 

7. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, first tool that comes to mind, put “The” at the beginning): The Brown  Plane

8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers): Will Henry

9. STRIPPER NAME: (favorite candy, the name of your favorite perfume/cologne): Tootsie Lavender

10. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names ) Kathleen Peters
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Oct. 27th, 2007 | 08:56 pm
location: calgary, alberta

ok moosey.... your entire huge irish family is in one room, drinking a lot and you are the youngest person there, so you obviously try to keep up, totally unconciously, but because most of the people in the room are on the verge of being alcoholics, or were once on the verge, you don't really realize you are drinking a lot. yeah. excactly.

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random awesome trivia

Oct. 13th, 2007 | 11:03 am

Ok, so some random trivia from imdb about Crossroads, aka the Britney Spears movie.

"Anson Mount was originally reluctant to play Ben, but was encouraged by Robert De Niro, with whom he was working at the time on City by the Sea (2002), who turned out to be a huge Spears fan. They went over scenes on break from "Sea", with Mount reading his role and De Niro reading Britney's."





Omg. I love you Captain Shakespeare.
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Johnston, out.

Sep. 16th, 2007 | 04:48 pm
mood: contemplative contemplative
music: She blinded me with science

Is it wierd that I love the fact that Ryan Seacrest will do absolutly anything for money? He is like the new Shatner. And I love Shatner. So, yeah...

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mickey

Sep. 14th, 2007 | 04:13 pm
mood: hungry hungry
music: bran van 3000

so, i was just reading an interview on twop, with one of the guys on 30 Rock (funniest show) and they were talking about the emmys and how boring they will most likely be and such, and the interviewer, wing chun, who runs the site and is also canadian, was like, bring a mickey. only, in the states, isn't a mickey a date rade drug??? so, winf chun told an actor to bring date rape drugs to the emmy. i thought this was very funny.

do they know what a mickey is in the east? i mean, would a illinois/new york type dude be really shocked at someone telling someone else to bring a mickey to have a good time?

ps. you guys know my icon, with darth vader and the shrub? i got the shirt. squeeeeeeeeee
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stoof

Aug. 31st, 2007 | 02:38 pm
music: rafael - Carla Bruni

Ok guys.... I actually punched myself in the face this morning.

I was trying to steal some yummy chocolate meringue, and accidently touched a pan right out of the over, and sort of reflexivly pulled my arm back, punching myself square in the jaw. It was a sight to behold, and i am kind of proud of myself. It is not easy to punch yourself in the face.

Re: Hugh's sponsorship... he is getting surgery on his wrist in four days, so it was basically just a thing to be like, we may eventually want to sponsor you.

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Aishwarya Suresh

Jun. 14th, 2007 | 06:07 pm

OMG, Aishwarya Rai is going to be in 8 episodesa of Heroes next season, playing Shanti Suresh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dooooood. Awesome.

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Jun. 6th, 2007 | 05:09 pm

Check out my Fantasy Moguls movie slate!



Paris, je t'aime


Delta Farce


28 Weeks Later


Knocked Up


I'm Reed Fish


Hostel Part II


Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer


The Simpsons Movie


Get in the game at fantasymoguls.com!

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